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print “

700 Modernist Cuisine Recipes

“;

$i = 1;
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Serve with brandy sauce","Liquify into a soup and serve with toasted croutons","Serve with butter","Boil relentlessly"); #random the randomness $n=count($quotes); $num=rand(0, ($n-1)); $quote=$quotes[$num]; $text=$quote; $n2=count($quotes2); $num2=rand(0, ($n2-1)); $quote2=$quotes2[$num2]; $text2=$quote2; $n4=count($quotes3); $num4=rand(0, ($n4-1)); $quote3=$quotes3[$num4]; $text3=$quote3; $n41=count($quotes2); $num41=rand(0, ($n41-1)); $quote4=$quotes2[$num41]; $text4=$quote4; $n5=count($quotes2); $num5=rand(0, ($n5-1)); $quote5=$quotes2[$num5]; $text5=$quote5; $n6=count($quotes2); $num6=rand(0, ($n6-1)); $quote6=$quotes2[$num6]; $text6=$quote6; $n7=count($quotes2); $num7=rand(0, ($n7-1)); $quote7=$quotes2[$num7]; $text7=$quote7; $n8=count($quotes2); $num8=rand(0, ($n8-1)); $quote8=$quotes2[$num8]; $text8=$quote8; $n9=count($quotes2); $num9=rand(0, ($n9-1)); $quote9=$quotes2[$num9]; $text9=$quote9; $n10=count($quotes3); $num10=rand(0, ($n10-1)); $quote10=$quotes3[$num10]; $text10=$quote10; #measures $n11=count($measures); $num11=rand(0, ($n11-1)); $measure1=$measures[$num11]; $n12=count($measures); $num12=rand(0, ($n12-1)); $measure2=$measures[$num12]; $n13=count($measures); $num13=rand(0, ($n13-1)); $measure3=$measures[$num13]; $n14=count($measures); $num14=rand(0, ($n14-1)); $measure4=$measures[$num14]; $n15=count($measures); $num15=rand(0, ($n15-1)); $measure5=$measures[$num15]; $n16=count($measures); $num16=rand(0, ($n16-1)); $measure6=$measures[$num16]; #nice round numbers $round1=round(rand(2, 100)*10); $round2=round(rand(2, 100)*10); $round3=round(rand(2, 100)*10); $round4=round(rand(2, 100)*10); $round5=round(rand(2, 100)*10); $round6=round(rand(2, 100)*10); #method $n17=count($method1); $num17=rand(0, ($n17-1)); $methods1=$method1[$num17]; $n19=count($method3); $num19=rand(0, ($n19-1)); $methods3=$method3[$num19]; $n20=count($method1); $num20=rand(0, ($n20-1)); $methods4=$method1[$num20]; $n21=count($method3); $num21=rand(0, ($n21-1)); $methods5=$method3[$num21]; $n22=count($method1); $num22=rand(0, ($n22-1)); $methods6=$method1[$num22]; $n23=count($method3); $num23=rand(0, ($n23-1)); $methods7=$method3[$num23]; $n24=count($finish); $num24=rand(0, ($n24-1)); $finish1=$finish[$num24]; $n25=count($formit); $num25=rand(0, ($n25-1)); $formit1=$formit[$num25]; $flickrsearch=""; $flickrsearch.=$text2; $flickrsearch.=" "; $flickrsearch.="microscope"; $Flickr = new Flickr; $data = $Flickr->search($flickrsearch);
foreach($data[‘photos’][‘photo’] as $photo) {
// the image URL becomes somthing like
// http://farm{farm-id}.static.flickr.com/{server-id}/{id}_{secret}.jpg
echo ‘‘;

}

print “

$text”;
print ” “;
print “$text2 “;
print “$text3

“;
print “

“;
print “

Ingredients:

“;
print “

• $round1 $measure1 of $text2

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print “

• $round2 $measure2 of $text4

“;
print “

• $round3 $measure3 of $text5

“;
print “

• $round4 $measure4 of $text6

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print “

• $round5 $measure5 of $text7

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print “

• $round6 $measure6 of $text8

“;
print “

“;
print “

Method:

“;
print “$methods1 $text2 and $text4 $methods3. “;
print “$methods4 $text5 and $text6 $methods5. “;
print “$methods6 $text7 and $text8 $methods7. “;
print “$formit1 $text3. “;
print “$finish1. “;
print “
“;
print “
“;

endwhile;

?>

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